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Cutlass

Cutlass needs a wife to get him out of bed in the morning.

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Cutlass is past his prime, and saddened that he has accomplished very little.  The truth is, he needs a wife to get him out of bed in the morning.  His hair is thinning, his waist is expanding, things just aren't the way they used to be.  He wanted to be in one of those early 90's bands like Pearl Jam, but never got around to practicing because Super Nintendo was more tempting.  Edit