JollyRoger is a borderline pedophile. By this I mean he is an actual pedophile, only repelled of children by fear of the law. The age of consent is 17 in the state of Texas and as a lawyer he knows this. Which is why he goes to the 17th Birthday party of females, hoping to take their virginity like the sick dog he is. At the same time this is a man who considers himself to be liberal, a feminist, and a champion of "women's rights." He may call himself JollyRoger, but at least real pirates had his taste in females without being downright hypocrites.